Who am I?
I've used the web for many years. And in those years, I've come to one realization: it is impossible for 'about me' sections of websites to not sound pretentious. Think about it.
Thankfully, the revelation of frivolous personal information is what the new/old Web 3.0 is all about. So rather than use this space to talk about myself, I'll let the social networks that I am part of do that for me. Why tell when you can self-disclose?